- The in's and out's of how a hockey goalie defends the goal (butterfly block, anyone?)
- The fact that Patrick Roy (former Avalanche #33 goalie) is pronounced "waugh" instead of "roy"
- The way to artfully frame a picture and be aware of surroundings
- The method to make the perfect frito-pie
- That ninjas, monkeys and zombies are awesome
- How to cook meals that incorporate no vegetables or fish
- That a person can change anything with time and dedication
- Contrary to popular belief, a Bob Ross painting is not easy to paint
- All leftover's must be heated up in the oven, not the microwave
- You can king more than one chess piece into the queen
- You can do a "smell" test on your Burger King order to make sure they remembered the onion rings
- How to say "about" in Canadian, "ah-boout"
- And finally, with enough practice, you can beat any song on Guitar Hero
Thanks, Josh, for those life lessons. And for the many, many others that I can't continue to list here. I love you and happy 30th birthday, I'm right behind you!
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Congrats to Josh on turning 30 - it's not so bad, really. I've been doing it for months now.
Sorry we didn't make it to the party - I hope everyone had a fun time!
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