The Narrator of Our Lives

My world is now improved with my own narrator. It's like living in a book, where every action is described. Here was our morning as Josh was getting up:

Gabriel - Papa, wake up. Papa get out of bed. Papa go potty. I move. Papa go to Walgreens? Papa put on shoes. Papa go to work! Papa go outside. I jump. I play with toys?!

This, of course, is peppered with toddler tantrums and the lovely high-pitched squealing/screaming thing he does intermittently.